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EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S07E01 – Ego Has Landed

Susan and Ben are asked an unusual favour by a couple they met on holiday.
  • Episode Summary

    • Susan tells Ben they are having dinner with the Morton’s at eight. They have something to talk to them about, but Ben doesn’t want to go. (Titles) Mark, Kenzo’s father, turns up as Ben and Susan leave. Janey is shocked to see him and Mark is shocked no-one knows who he is. Susan rushes back in realising who Mark is, followed by Ben. Mark wants to be more involved in Kenzo’s life. Janey asks Susan if she should let Mark see Kenzo. Susan thinks it would be good for him to have a charming man in his life and wants to know what Janey did to screw things up. Roger chases behind Abi, who is upset with him. Abi has dreamt that Roger cheated on her. At dinner the Morton’s explain to Ben and Susan that they have been experiencing some difficulties starting a family and would like them both to consider the possibility of Ben being their sperm donor. Ben is showing off in front of the mirror. Susan wants to know if they are going to discus the issue, but Ben feels it’s his decision to make and reassures Susan she is no less of a woman now she is no longer having children. Janey is pacing the room waiting for Mark to bring Kenzo home. Ben and Susan arrive at the clinic so he can donate his sperm. Kent recognises Ben, they went to university together. Kent Shows Ben and Susan in, but has to leave. Roger wants to know why Abi can’t realise it was only a dream and that he didn’t really cheat on her. Ben gets Susan attention so she can pass him a helpful magazine. Mark brings Kenzo home and asks when ‘we’ can see Kenzo again. Janey is angry to find out Mark has been married for 2 years, Mark and Linda thought she knew. Things are only made worst when Kenzo calls Linda his ‘new Mummy’. Janey wants to know if she is really that easy to replace, Susan informs her, yes she is. Janey can’t decide whether she should let Mark see Kenzo again, Susan tells her she has to do what’s best for Kenzo. Ben complicates things by tell Janey that he is ‘proud’ of her. Mark calls and Janey lies, telling him Kenzo is unwell. Abi had another dream, this time involving herself and Orlando Bloom. Everything is okay between Roger and herself. Ben’s sperm is lazy. Ben doesn’t believe it, so Kent shows him a sample. Susan finds it all very amusing. Ben will handle telling the Morton’s. Susan is making fun of Ben. Ben has called the Morton’s and arranged another dinner, but tells Susan she needn’t go, but she wouldn’t miss it for the world. Kenzo is full of questions and wants to know when he’s going to see his Dad again. Susan thought it was planned for that day and tells Janey that she has to do what’s best for Kenzo, Janey know but reiterates to Kenzo that he only has one Mum. Mark comes to pick Kenzo up as Ben and Susan are leaving for the restaurant. At the restaurant Ben is avoiding the subject, so Susan tells the Morton’s they have to decline their very complimentary offer as Ben would be too dedicated to his offspring. Kenzo tells Janey about his trip to the park with Mark and Linda. Linda wouldn’t let Kenzo have ice cream as she only eats healthy food. Susan tells Ben how she defines herself as a woman now. Ben gets Amorous. Janey and Kenzo are eating ice cream in the kitchen.
  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Janey Harper
      Daniela Denby-Ashe
      Michael Harper
      Gabriel Thompson
      Roger Bailey Jr.
      Keiron Self
      Abi Harper
      Siobhan Hayes

      Character

      Actor

      Kenzo Harper
      Tayler Marshall
      Dr Kent Hawthorne
      Jeremy Clyde
      Les Morton
      Nick Bagnall
      Clare Morton
      Lexi Strauss
      Mark Jameson
      Theo Fraser Steele
      Linda Jameson
      Hannah Curtis
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Dewi Humphreys
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Executive Producer
      Tom Anderson
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

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