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EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S01E03 – Droit De Seigneur

When the son of Lord Whitten asks Janey on a date, she couldn't be happier. Unfortunately, the date goes horribly awry. Luckily for Ben, Lord Whitten's son needs dental work the next day.

  • Episode Summary

    • In the Surgery Brigitte informs Ben that he is working on Lord Whitten, champion of organic farmers. Lord Whitten tells them about his problems with his son and Brigitte suggests Janey as a suitable date. Janey is not pleased when Ben tells her he has fixed her up - he would only pick some kind of loser. She changes her tune when she sees a picture of Young Whitten in this week’s copy of Hello - "he’s absolutely gorgeous". Ben returns home late to discover that Nick has become an artist. Susan has got Ben his favourite meal - Chinese takeaway. She tells him that Janey is already out on her date and that she has tickets for Don Giovanni. Ben complains that he hates opera. Susan suggests he listens to the record whilst reading the libretto but he refuses. Later Nick persuades Ben he might as well give Don Giovanni a try. Ben listens to it and is obviously moved when Janey returns from her date. It has obviously not gone well. At breakfast the next morning Susan gets rid of Nick and Michael so that she can have a heart to heart with Janey. Janey confesses that Young Whitten tried to assault her but she dealt with it. That night Susan has trouble sleeping and tells Ben about Young Whitten. Ben is incensed and reminds Susan of what happens in Don Giovanni. Ben visits Janey in her room - she is not very forthcoming and stops herself from admitting she’s not a virgin anymore "I’m not a vir—ry naïve person". Ben returns to Bed and tells Susan about Janey not being "virry naïve" - meaning Janey is no longer a virgin. Susan reassures Ben he’s got it wrong. Ben goes straight to sleep and Susan is now left awake. The next morning Young Whitten turns up at the Surgery for treatment. Ben and Brigitte are furious with him and are less than gentle with his treatment. In agony he lurches out of the dentists’ chair and says he is not Toby - he is James. Ben and Brigitte are full of remorse for their treatment of him. When Toby says he’s gay Brigitte mentions that Ben has a son. Ben & Susan return from the opera, Ben having enjoyed every minute of it. Both are in a romantic mood until they see Nick painting himself in the nude.
  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Nick Harper
      Kris Marshall
      Michael Harper
      Gabriel Thompson
      Janey Harper
      Daniela Denby-Ashe
      Brigitte
      Daisy Donovan

      Character

      Actor

      Lord Whitten
      Peter Blythe
      Young Whitten
      Orlando Wells
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Baz Taylor
      Writer
      Shawn Schepps
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Exec. Producer
      Fred Barron
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

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