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EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S04E10 – Loco Parentis

Ben and Susan take parenting classes after Michael causes trouble.
  • Episode Summary

    • Susan gets a call from Michael’s headmaster. Michael has been playing truant. Roger is in love with Abi, and tells Ben he has finally become Abi’s friend, which Ben explains is the kiss of death to a relationship. Susan summons Ben to meet her at the school. The meeting with the headmaster doesn’t go well for Susan, he tells Ben and Susan that Ben’s relaxed attitude is much better than Susan’s. He sends them to parenting classes. Michael tells them they are indeed bad parents, and Ben tells Susan to give the boy some space. Roger tries to explain that he has become Abi’s friend, and Susan tells him there is no excitement in being nice, that it is both boring and dull, and that Roger is too nice. Ben and Susan attend the class and meet up with Roy and Liz, who are regulars. They both support Arsenal. The headmaster turns out to be the counsellor much to Ben and Susan’s horror. Susan sneaks Ben a note about the headmaster and Ben is called up to read it. Embarrassed Ben blames Susan. The headmaster picks Susan out as being a terrible parent, and Susan is very upset with Ben. Ben tries to explain that he is indeed the perfect parent and that Susan is the problem. He suggests Susan try and be a little more like Ben. A little more hands off. Susan takes this to the extreme and takes no notice of anything Michael does, lets the house go to pot and slobs out on the sofa. Meanwhile, Roger is learning how to be a cool swine by studying Ben at work. Ben arranges to meet up with his new friends Roy and Liz at a football match and Roger arrives clutching a Vinnie Jones book, dressed up as a tough guy. He decides to take a tough approach with Abi but can’t keep it up. Susan is fighting the urge to finally clean up her mess when Ben arrives home the worse for wear with a piercing. Michael sneaks in late and wonders why no one cares. Ben tells Michael he has an earring in and then throws up all over him. The next day Michael wants to see Ben when he gets back from work. Michael fires him, on the grounds that he is now superfluous to requirements. Now that Susan is not doing anything either, there is no need for Ben. He is expendable. He give him a fob watch for his retirement present. Susan makes Ben admit she was right all along, and Ben wants her to go hands on parenting again. Abi and Michael have a chat and she orders him back to school. Susan comes in and orders him back to school as well. Ben asks Michael for his old job back. Roger comes in and tries the hard approach with Abi, who slaps his face. Roger is delighted.
  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Michael Harper
      Gabriel Thompson
      Abi Harper
      Siobhan Hayes
      Roger Bailey Jr.
      Keiron Self
      Headmaster
      Owen Brenman

      Character

      Actor

      Roy
      Nigel Lindsay
      Liz
      Denise Stephenson
      Mr. Howarth
      Paul Putner
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Dewi Humphreys
      Writer
      Andrea Solomons
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Exec. Producer
      Fred Barron
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

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