• Home
  • About
  • Episodes
  • Cast & Production Team
  • Fun Stuff
  • FAQ
  • Shop
My Family on Facebook

EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S3E13 – One Flew Out of The Cuckoo’s Nest

Nick decides to get his own flat.
  • Episode Summary

    • Ben and Susan are in the living room and Ben thinks something is wrong as Susan has made him tea and biscuits. The kids are out for the day and Ben has ideas. They decide to play strip scrabble to music and Ben finds his records are scratched and broken. Nick arrives home and Ben tells him it is time he left home. Abi has opening a package for Michael, who has bought himself a get fit kit, a bull worker as he has a date with a girl and wants to improve his body. He can’t manage to use it but Abi does. Ben re-iterates to Nick that he has to leave. Susan is trying to cook a sauce for chicken and it sets solid and she breaks the spoon. Nick has found a job and a place to live. Susan doesn’t want him to go but Ben is determined. Nick makes a big thing about leaving and Ben shuts the door on him. Susan can’t sleep. She is worrying about Nick and would like him to come home. She hears a noise and thinks it is Nick, but it is only Michael, skipping on the landing. We see Susan enter Nicks empty room, she is sad but still needs to spray it with air freshener. When Ben returns home Susan is distraught, there has been a message on the answer phone from Nick, and she says he sounds desperate. When we hear it he is absolutely fine. Ben goes to his local pub and Nick is the barman. That is his new job. A large customer comes over, Nick accuses him of interrupting and Ben has to buy the whole pub a drink to keep the peace! At breakfast the next morning Michael is drinking a disgusting Body shake to build up his muscles. Nick pops in to give Ben some replacement records and pick up his laundry, and leaves saying he will be late for work! Nick is in his flat hovering, when Alicia, his date arrives. She is not over impressed with his flat. She has brought wine, but Nick doesn’t have a cork screw. Nick knocks on the front door and Ben goes to answer it. Nick nips in the back door of the kitchen, steals the corkscrew, drinking Ben’s scotch before he beats a hasty retreat. He returns, fills Alicia's glass to the brim, in an effort to get her drunk, pulls out the sofa to a bed and she wants to eat first. Nick races back into the family home, pinches the dinner off the table, and takes the bottle of wine from Ben as well as he can’t open it anyway as Nick already has the corkscrew. Alicia is fed up when he finally gets back and leaves. Nick starts to serve customers his home made cocktails instead of what they ask for. The barman gets fed up and fires Nick. Michael’s girlfriend is about to arrive, Michael has worked out so much he can’t move his arms. Abi even has to help him put his arm around her. Ben and Susan pop over to Nicks. Susan is horrified by the squalor. Ben is excited to see his tv. There is a knock on the door, it is the landlord wanting his rent. Ben gives him a peace of his mind. Ben pays the landlord, so that Nick stays in his flat. Susan and Ben then to to leave and we see that Nick has done a deal with the landlord, and he pays Nick most of the money back from Ben. We see Ben and Susan in Bed. Nick comes in and pinches the duvet off them.
  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Nick Harper
      Kris Marshall
      Michael Harper
      Gabriel Thompson
      Abi Harper
      Siobhan Hayes
      Alicia
      Christine Adams

      Character

      Actor

      Bar Manager
      Peter Heppel
      Landlord
      Tony Westrope
      Customer
      Stephen Finegold
      Julia
      Katie Hudson
      Big Customer
      Luing Andrews
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Dewi Humphreys
      Writer
      Jim Armogida
      Writer
      Steve Armogida
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Exec. Producer
      Fred Barron
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

DLT

© Copyright 2025 DLT Entertainment Ltd
By using this site, you agree to our Cookies Policy | Terms and Conditions | Privacy Policy | Website designed & built by AKA
My Family on Facebook
[contact_form formheader='Contact Cast Member' successmsg='Thank you for submitting your message.' ]