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EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S07 – The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)

Hoping to avoid yet another awful family Christmas Ben pretends to be ill so Susan calls his bluff and insists on taking him to see a doctor, which results in hospital admission.
  • Episode Summary

    • Christmas decorations are being put up once again in the Harper house, much to Ben’s chagrin – he wants to spend the holiday abroad! To avoid spending Christmas with family, he feigns illness and works hard to raise his temperature, insisting he is not well. Susan decides they should let the doctor check him over. Meanwhile, Alfie has found two casks of his family’s special recipe home brew and lets Michael take a tentative sip, and Janey is in despair as her little son Kenzo won’t reveal what he wants for Christmas, although she has plans to buy him the latest must-have toy – a Macroman. Ben has been referred to hospital for tests and is in seventh heaven in his private Christmas-free room – that is, until he is told he has forgotten to pay his medical insurance and consequently finds himself in an ordinary public ward where he will be kept for a further couple of days. Susan decides to get revenge on Ben wanting to miss Christmas by exaggerating his symptoms to the registrar, who agrees to even more tests, thereby prolonging his stay. At home, Susan tries to conceal a smirk as she puts the family in the picture over Ben’s prolonged absence. Michael tells Alfie that they can therefore have a party at home, using the homebrew, and Alfie suggests they go to the hospital to find some young women to invite! Back in his ward, Ben is paid a visit by the local vicar and his choir with their rendition of a Christmas carol, which infuriates him even more – especially as he is expected to make a donation to charity, which he begrudgingly does to get rid of the unwanted visitors. However, there is upsetting news when Ben’s tests reveal he needs an angioplasty. The family all come to visit him before the procedure but Michael leaves behind his bag containing a flask of the potent homebrew which a thirsty Ben devours. Consequently, when he is given his local anaesthetic he dreams vividly of being at the gates of heaven and that Susan is God. She makes him re-assess his life and he is given a glimpse of what a happy Christmas at home could be like if only he were not so difficult!
  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Janey Harper
      Daniela Denby-Ashe
      Michael Harper
      Gabriel Thompson
      Abi Harper
      Siobhan Hayes
      Roger Bailey Jr.
      Keiron Self

      Character

      Actor

      Kenzo Harper
      Tayler Marshall
      Professor Howard
      Clive Russell
      Vicar
      Mike Walling
      Private Patient
      Jeremy Child
      Mr Peterson
      Raymond Sawyer
      Dr Cavell
      Ed Coleman

      Character

      Actor

      Man in Dressing Gown
      Roy Heather
      Private Nurse
      Evelyn Duah
      Orderly
      Dominic Carter
      Panicky Father
      Jack Brough
      Party Girl 1
      Jenny Gleave
      Party Girl 2
      Jenna Harrison

      Character

      Actor

      Maternity Nurse
      Angel Clerkin
      Nurse in Corridor
      Chloe Billington
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Dewi Humphreys
      Writer
      Brian Leveson
      Writer
      Paul Minett
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Executive Producer
      Tom Anderson
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

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