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EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S02E02 – The Unkindest Cut

Ben is unpleasantly surprised when Susan tells him that she's pregnant.
  • Episode Summary

    • Ben is trying to watch a football game between United and Liverpool and Susan comes in to bother him in his silent time. Susan announces she may be pregnant, from their weekend in Paris. They decide to think about what they should do as neither of them can sleep. Susan asks for Bens opinion. Ben doesn't like the children they already have, Susan suggests they think about it. Ben has a new assistant called Trudy who speaks baby language on the phone to her boyfriend. A pregnant patient come (Mrs. Ford) and Ben tells them how awful babies, children, teenagers etc. are and upsets everyone. Susan visits the art gallery with her tour group and gets broody over the Madonna and Child. Ben and Susan are still supposed to be thinking about it and Susan appears to have made up her mind to have the baby, and do up the loft. Ben is worried they will be a little old. Ben feels he is getting 20 years in prison sentence for 10 minutes of bad behaviour. Ben goes into Michael's bedroom, Michael on his new computer (apple) checking his shares. Michael thinks Ben should be in bed. He then goes to Janey's bedroom where she is asleep, she wakes and screams and punches him. At 2:00 a.m. Nick is boning a haddock, when Ben comes down for a drink. Nick is cooking in the middle of the night so that Susan can't interfere. They chat, Nick says everything he learned about being a man he learned from Ben. Ben is delighted when Nick says he is a terrible father. Susan is cooking breakfast, Ben tries to tell her he wants the baby, but because the children arrive, they talk in code about eggs. Nick is waiting for special shiitake mushrooms, he notices a pregnancy kit and thinks it for Ben's mistress. Ben tell him not to tell the others. Nick tells the others. He tells Michael he was a mistake. Janey says, the cost will come from their allowance. Nick decides the baby will keep the attention off them. Janey lets Susan know she is upset about the baby and Susan tells her she is not pregnant. Janey mentions carrying condoms. Susan tells Ben she is not pregnant and he is elated. As they have decided they don't want any more children, Susan suggests he has a vasectomy. They go to see Dr. Charles in the vasectomy clinic and he is terrified. Susan is still trying to persuade Ben to have the surgery. Nick is cooking duck a l'orange. Ben goes into the pub and gets drunk, Susan comes in and tells him he doesn't have to have the op, but if he doesn't, he may never get lucky again. We see Ben on the Operating table. Ben is recuperating, Susan is so appreciative of him because she thinks he has had the op. Nick fusses over him. The phone rings and Nick discovers his father hasn't had the op. Ben has a nightmare where he and Susan are both old, and he is still saying he won't make love. Ben tries to find a way to tell Susan he hasn't had the vasectomy.
  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Nick Harper
      Kris Marshall
      Michael Harper
      Gabriel Thompson
      Janey Harper
      Daniela Denby-Ashe
      Dr. Charles
      Moray Treadwell

      Character

      Actor

      Mrs. Ford
      Esther Coles
      Bartender
      Ronnie Fox
      Dental Assistant
      Daisy Haggard
      Tour Guide
      Christopher Wittingham
      Man in Bar
      Tim Gallagher
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Dewi Humphreys
      Writer
      Steve Armogida
      Writer
      Jim Armogida
      Exec. Producer
      Fred Barron
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

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