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EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S02E09 – Get Cartier

Ben's new patient is a mobster who mysteriously leaves presents at the Harper's door. Much to his dismay, Ben cannot give the gifts back because Susan thinks one of them is for her.
  • Episode Summary

    • Cold Open Ben interviews assistant JAMES. Ben wonders what to give Susan for her anniversary. This year its to be tyres, steel belted. Mrs. Nancy old assistant, asleep on the job. Mr. Smith pays cash as he is so pleased with the 28 masterpieces that Ben has done. He gives him a wad of money. He asks about a dental plan, for his thugs. Ben suspects he is a hood. Mr. Smith doesn't want a receipt. 24 anniversary, Susan looks for her anniversary present and asks Michael and a friend to help her. She wants to find the present so she can exchange it for something she wants before he gives it to her. Ben comes home un nerved because he thinks Mr. Smith is an underworld King Pin. he does organised dance and waste removal. Susan doesn't believe him. Janey likes the look of the mob money. During dinner they hear a thug. It's a delivery of tyres which Ben has asked to be delivered to the surgery. They were delivered by hoods. The kids are Impressed. Susan wishes they would take the garden gnomes from the Baxters' next door. That night Ben hears something arrive, Susan goes down and finds meat on doorstep. She wakes Ben. Chops, fillets, minces are in the box. The next thud is Nick arriving home. Susan wants to accept the meat. Nick is in the bed and Ben thought he was a decapitated horse. Melinda wants Nick to change, he is very upset. He doesn't want to change. Ben arrives at work the next day and a young thug is in the chair. He broke in. It is Moo, dental assistant, nephew of Mob Mr. Smith has been sent by 'Uncle John' to assist Ben. He gives him a Cartier watch to thank him for hiring him. (2,000 cartier all gold) Michael/Janey dealing 'presents' from the house. They are selling the gifts. Ben hides the watch in the box under the t.v. Along with the fire extinguisher with a bow on. Susan says they were wrong to accept the gifts. They must send them back. ben is nervous. While he goes to meet uncle John in the bar and tells him he doesn't want the gifts of Moo. Susan looks for her present and finds the 'watch' . Mr. Smith takes gifts back, and takes Moo back too. He accepts the watch back but Ben can't find it. Because Susan has found it and is thrilled. Ben is too worried about the gifts to help Nick. Nick suggests asking for the watch back and setting fire to the house so she will appreciate the fire extinguisher. Ben gives a real cartier back to Mr. Smith. He is thrilled as Ben has given him a real watch back and not the fake. Nick with girl, not Melinda. The jewellers called and Susan knows her watch is counterfeit but that Ben has already bought a real one. Ben rushes out to buy another watch from Mr. Smith.
  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Nick Harper
      Kris Marshall
      Michael Harper
      Gabriel Thompson
      Janey Harper
      Daniela Denby-Ashe
      Mr. Smith
      Michael Attwell

      Character

      Actor

      Moo
      Paul Trussell
      James
      Stephen Hope-Wynne
      Mrs. Nancy
      Evie Garratt
      Young Woman
      Rosie Jenkins
      Ian
      Ben Jamieson
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Dewi Humphreys
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Exec. Producer
      Fred Barron
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

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