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EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S03E05 – Imperfect Strangers

Ben and Susan look forward to a night out in a town where nobody knows their names.
  • Episode Summary

    • Ben & Susan are eating breakfast when Michael bursts in followed by Abi, in her bathrobe. She accuses him of deliberately bursting into the bathroom whilst she was showering. Janey rings and sounds depressed. Ben agrees to go and visit her when Susan tells him she is thinking of dropping out and coming back home. Ben is driving too slowly until Susan tells him that unless he hurries up Janey will have left. They arrive and knock on Janey’s door in the Hall of Residence. Janey is not pleased to see them and doesn’t invite them in. We hear two boys inside. They sit in the car and eat kebabs, Ben is all for going straight home. Susan suggests they stay in an hotel, and pretend not to know one another. They arrive at the hotel and book in as Delores De Large and Johnny Studd! Back at home, Michael is in the way while Abi is entertaining Big Michael for dinner. In the restaurant/bar, that night, they manage to make each other jealous. They sit at separate tables. One of the guests, Raymond, sends a bottle of champagne over to Susan. Ben also sends a bottle but it’s house fizz. At home Abi is trying to have an intimate dinner with Big Michael. Michael won’t leave them alone. Michael tells him that Abi is his Mum. Ben introduces himself as Sylvester Steele, Susan is Dolores DeLarge, a supermodel. Ben is called away to the phone, although no one knows he exists! Raymond comes over and asks if Ben is bothering Susan, and tries to pick her up. The hotel are confused as Ben is signing everything under the name of Sylvester Steele and his credit card says Ben Harper. Ben explains that he and Susan are playing a game of not knowing each other. The hotel receptionist says that Ben and Susan are not alone, that there are lots of couples doing this all the time. Meanwhile, Raymond is still trying to pick Susan up. He drops his key card into her handbag. Susan has been drinking and is quite tiddly by the time Ben returns. Ben comes back to the table and Susan gives him a card key and says not to keep her waiting long. Big Michael tells Abi that she should contact him when she gets out of therapy! We see Ben enter the room, He undresses and gets into bed waiting for Dolores, when Raymond comes out of the bathroom naked. Ben has gone into the wrong room! They both scream. We see Ben in a police station, he has been arrested for Indecent Exposure, and is put in a cell overnight with a thug. Ben arrives back in Susan’s bedroom the next morning, Susan had drunk too much champagne and been sick. Flowers arrive and they are from Raymond, only they are for Ben. We see Ben and Susan arrive home, Abi has tied Michael to a chair.
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  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Janey Harper
      Daniela Denby-Ashe
      Michael Harper
      Gabriel Thompson
      Abi Harper
      Siobhan Hayes
      Raymond
      Colin Procktor

      Character

      Actor

      Desk Clerk
      Andy Taylor
      Big Michael
      Matthew Ashforde
      Female Reecptionist
      Louise Dumayne
      Barwoman, Sarah
      Susan Earl
      Waiter 1
      Rory Macgregor
      Waiter 2
      Patrick Bramwells

      Character

      Actor

      Big Tattooed Man
      Terry Bird
      Policeman
      Will Barton
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Dewi Humphreys
      Writer
      James Hendrie
      Writer
      Ian Brown
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Exec. Producer
      Fred Barron
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

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