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EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S04E11 – The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)

The Harpers get a free holiday to Lanzarote. Ben has a new digital camera.
  • Episode Summary

    • Susan has won a free holiday for 4 in the Canaries, so Ben, Susan and the two boys arrive at their holiday apartment. Ben has invested in a digital camera at the duty free shop, and has lost his luggage on the flight. He has only the clothes he stands up in. Ben is snapping away at everything in sight and manages to take pictures of cracked tiles and building sites in the distance, but uses the zoom lens. Susan suggests that Ben borrow some of Nicks clothes. They meet their neighbours on the balcony. The boys want the bedroom with a sea view and Ben and Susan go clothes shopping for Susan, and she realises that her bag has been stolen. The police arrive and Susan tries to translate everything into Spanish, but Ben wonders who she is doing this for? As he doesn’t speak Spanish and they speak perfect English. Ben goes to pay and realises that he has had his credit cards stolen buy the ‘policemen’. Michael and Nick watch a bullfight, and Nick thinks it’s all special effects. Susan reports the stolen bag and credit cards to the insurance company in London, still trying out her Spanish, and Ben manages to take pictures of the lady neighbour sunbathing topless. Her husband comes rushing out and there is an incident, and he threatens Ben. They now have no money for three days, Susan thinks she will borrow money from the neighbours and Ben has to admit he took pictures of her breasts. As they are about to share out 1 slice of pizza between three, Nick scoffs it. He then owns up that he has money. He makes Ben Beg. He calls Michael on his mobile, Michael is in a bar doing deals. That night, Susan is sunburned, and Ben is swotting mosquitos. The neighbours hear all the noises through their adjoining bedroom wall. Nick gives Susan money for her creams from the chemist, but he still refuses to give Ben money for breakfast. Ben goes out onto the balcony and sees the remains of the neighbours breakfast, and helps himself. He then gets carried away and goes onto their balcony , not noticing the daughter is now sunbathing. The husband comes rushing out and punches Ben in the face. Susan tries out her Spanish in the chemist and makes lewd suggestions to the chemist, whose wife attacks her in front of the neighbours. That night, Ben and Susan are both nursing their bruises, when Nick offers to buy them dinner. Michael meanwhile is gambling. At the end of dinner Nick confesses he has no money, he has spent the money he had on a big hat. Nick has a plan, he had planted a cockroach in Ben’s salad so they would be given a free meal. Ben has eaten it. So they decide to make a run for it but Susan can’t because of her bites and sunburn. Back in the apartment, the neighbours arrive with the manager, complaining about Ben and his camera. He is ordered to delete all the pictures, which he duly does, and then comes across 15 pictures of Nicks bottom. The credit cards arrive, the waiter and the chef arrive and Ben books himself on a first class flight home. We see Michael, in a plush hotel being served breakfast in bed.
  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Nick Harper
      Kris Marshall
      Janey Harper
      Daniela Denby-Ashe
      Rhoda Baxter
      Hetty Baynes
      Mr. Hillard
      Christopher Ryan

      Character

      Actor

      Spanish Policeman
      James Coombes
      Pharmacist
      Vladimir Vega
      Hotel Manager
      Joseph Long
      Pharmacist's Wife
      Karen Mann
      Alison Baxter
      Cressida Whyte
      Restaurant Waiter
      David Sant

      Character

      Actor

      Spanish Policeman 2
      Miltos Yerolemou
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Dewi Humphreys
      Writer
      Ian Brown
      Writer
      James Hendrie
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Exec. Producer
      Fred Barron
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

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