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EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S04E12 – May The Best Man Win

Ben is Abi's father's best man.
  • Episode Summary

    • Ben arrives at the office to be told by Roger that a Richard Harper is coming to see Ben. Ben explains that he is Abi’s father. Roger is thrilled as he sees him as his future Father in Law. Ben decides to leave so he doesn’t have to meet him, but Richard turns up before Ben can leave. He wants Ben to be his best man at his wedding. When Ben tells Susan he has agreed to be the best man, Susan is worried about how Abi will take it. Ben says he will tell her. Michael is on strike about doing the washing up. Ben tries to tell Abi, but Susan ends up doing it! The washing up is piled high now, like a massive game of Jenga. Susan is still waiting for Michael to do it. Ben is writing his best man speech, and he is stuck. Nick offers to help him with the plans for the stag night. Michael and Nick have a heart to heart, and then they arm wrestle for who should do the washing up. Nick loses! Abi is very upset with Ben for agreeing to be Best Man. Nick and Ben plan the stag night. Abi explains to Susan that her father’s bride is three years younger than Abi herself. Susan decides she will not go the wedding, and plans to have a hen night alone with Abi. Susan is very wound up with Ben because the bride to be is so very young and she wants him to cancel the stag night. The night of the stag night arrives, there is no food, no booze and no music, and half the people who are there are at the wrong event and they leave. Richard is not impressed. Ben rings Nick and he says there is a stripper in the cake, but Ben explains the cake is not here!! Nick says he will track the cake down. Richard tries to leave but Ben begs him to stay. Abi and Susan are at home getting drunk when Nick comes in and begs one of them to go inside the cake. Back at the stag do, Ben is doing bird impressions, then he introduces Roger Bailey’s Menagerie of Rubber. Two heavies arrive to arrest Richard for car fraud. Susan is by this time dressed up and inside the cake, refusing to come out. Ben, who doesn’t know it is her is on the mobile trying to persuade her to come out. Susan pops out but she is at the wrong party. A large man with a pipe pops out of the stag night cake!! Back at home, Susan is pleased with Michael who has cleared up the kitchen, but when Susan opens the cupboard all the dirty plates fall out.
  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Nick Harper
      Kris Marshall
      Michael Harper
      Gabriel Thompson
      Abi Harper
      Siobhan Hayes
      Roger Bailey Jr.
      Keiron Self

      Character

      Actor

      Richard
      Anthony Head
      Debt Collector
      George Jackos
      City Gent
      Paul Williamson
      Debt Collector 2
      Terry Turbo
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Dewi Humphreys
      Writer
      Georgia Pritchett
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Exec. Producer
      Fred Barron
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

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