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EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S07E02 – Four Affairs and a Funeral

Ben discovers that a death in the dentist's chair is not very good for business.
  • Episode Summary

    • Susan is determined to seduce Ben but he is simply not in the mood! The next morning finds Susan really grumpy. Janey is sending sexy photos to her boyfriend Peter from her mobile to keep her relationship fresh. Susan realises her mobile is very old and decides to break it so she can buy a new one. An old patient of Ben’s (Henry) comes in for treatment and whilst in the dental chair, in the middle of telling Ben he is about to leave his wife who he feels at the age of 42 is getting too old for him, and that he is having an affair with a much younger women, Henry dies! Ben has just realised when Roger bursts in and becomes in a panic when Ben wants him to move the body. A dead body in a dental chair is not good for business! Ben threatens Roger and whilst trying to move the body Ben finds a pair of sexy panties on Henry which he hides in his trouser pocket. Janey introduces Peter to the family and Susan takes their picture with her new mobile. Ben and Roger are late back, Roger is scrubbing and scrubbing his hands to get rid of the guilt. Ben tells Roger not to tell Abi, or Susan about the dead man cheating on his wife. Susan tries again to seduce Ben but he is still not in the mood. When Susan questions him he acts guilty, and she knows he is lying about something. Celia, Henry’s wife comes to the house to talk to Ben about Henry. It is apparent that Henry has been using Ben as a golf alibi for the last ten years. Ben is just shutting the door on her when Susan comes into the hall. Ben tries to pass her off as a dental receptionist and again Susan accuses him of lying. Abi thinks Roger is acting strange too, they both decide they need to freshen things up a bit and that Roger and Ben may be seeing other people. Susan takes a picture of her naked breasts and sends it to Ben! Roger is still convinced he will be sent to prison for moving the body, when Stacey arrives in the dental surgery…she is Henry’s girlfriend and she wanted to see where Henry died. Ben is trying to console her when Celia arrives. Ben tells Celia that Stacey is his wife. Celia asks Ben to give the eulogy at Henry’s funeral. She is just kissing Ben when Susan arrives, and Ben tries to pass both women off as future receptionists. Susan had come to see if he got the picture of her breasts, but he hadn’t. Janey has broken up with Peter because someone had sent a picture of naked breasts to his mobile. Susan realises that she has sent the picture of her breasts from Janey’s identical phone to Peter by mistake. Ben is now questioned by Susan because he is acting strangely, still lying and all dressed up in his best suit. So when Susan finds the frilly pants in his trouser pocket she races to the door. Peter is there and tries to chat Susan up as he liked the picture she sent him so much. Dismissing him, Susan then goes to the surgery and bullies Roger until he tells her where Ben is. Susan bursts into Henry’s funeral and all hell breaks loose.
  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Janey Harper
      Daniela Denby-Ashe
      Michael Harper
      Gabriel Thompson
      Roger Bailey Jr.
      Keiron Self
      Abi Harper
      Siobhan Hayes

      Character

      Actor

      Kenzo Harper
      Tayler Marshall
      Henry
      Eric Sykes
      Dental Assistant
      Tricia Kelly
      Stacey
      Barbara Durkin
      Peter
      Richard Mylan
      Vicar
      Mike Walling

      Character

      Actor

      Dental Assistant
      Sheri-An Davis
      Man
      Raymond Mason
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Dewi Humphreys
      Writer
      Jim Armogida
      Writer
      Steve Armogida
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Executive Producer
      Tom Anderson
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

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