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EPISODES

  • Series 1

    • 01 - The Serpents Tooth
    • 02 - A Pain In The Class
    • 03 - Droit De Seigneur
    • 04 - The Last Resort
    • 05 - A Farewell to Alarms
    • 06 - Death Takes a Policy
    • 07 - The Awkward Phase
    • 08 - Much Ado About Ben
  • Series 2

    • 01 - All Roads Lead to Ramon
    • 02 - The Unkindest Cut
    • 03 - Parisian Beauty
    • 04 - Trust Never Sleeps
    • 05 - Death & Ben Take a Holiday
    • 06 - Driving Miss Crazy
    • 07 - I Second That Emulsion
    • 08 - The Age of Romance
    • 09 - Get Cartier
    • 10 - Tis A Pity She's A Whore
    • 11 - The Last Supper
    • 12 - Ben Wants A Millionaire
    • 13 - Breakable
  • Series 3

    • 01 - Absent Vixen, Cheeky Monkey
    • 02 - Shrink Rap
    • 03 - Desperately Squeezing Susan
    • 04 - Of Mice & Ben
    • 05 - Imperfect Strangers
    • 06 - The Second Greatest Story Ever Told
    • 07 - Waiting To Inhale
    • 08 - Misery
    • 09 - Auto Erotica
    • 10 - A Handful of Dust
    • 11 - The Lost Weekend
    • 12 - Ghosts
    • 13 - One Flew Out of The Cuckoo's Nest
    • Ding Dong Merrily (Christmas Special)
  • Series 4

    • 01 - Fitting Punishment
    • 02 - They Shoot Harper's Don't They
    • 03 - The Great Escape
    • 04 - Return of The Prodigal Prat
    • 05 - Owed To Susan
    • 06 - Deliverance
    • 07 - Blind Justice
    • 08 - Friday The 31st (Halloween)
    • 09 - Sitting Targets
    • 10 - Loco Parentis
    • 11 - The Canary Cage (Lanzarote)
    • 12 - May The Best Man Win
    • 13 - It's A Window Filled Life
    • Sixty Feet Under (Christmas Special)
  • Series 5

    • 01 - My Family Reloaded 'Special'
    • 02 - The Mummy Returns
    • 03 - You Don't Know Jack
    • 04 - What's Up Docklands?
    • 05 - Luck Be A Lady Tonight
    • 06 - First Past The Post
    • 07 - My Will Be Done
    • 08 - My Fair Charlady
    • 09 - The Mouthtrap
    • 10 - While You Were Sleeping
    • 11 - Dentist To The Stars
    • 12 - A Wife Less Ordinary
    • 13 - The Book of Love
    • 14 - Going Dental
    • 15 - Glad Tidings We Bring (Hour Long Christmas Special)
  • Series 6

    • 01 - ...and I'll Cry if I Want To
    • 02 - Bliss for Idiots
    • 03 - The Spokes Person
    • 04 - Dentally Unstable
    • 05 - Living the Dream
    • 06 - An Embarrassments of Susans
    • 07 - And Other Animals
    • 08 - The Art of Being Susan
  • Series 7

    • The Heart of Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Ego Has Landed
    • 02 - Four Affairs and a Funeral
    • 03 - Once More with Feeling
    • 04 - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
    • 05 - Susan of Troy
    • 06 - One of the Boys
    • 07 - Abi Ever After
    • 08 - Breaking Up Ain't Hard to Do
    • 09 - Life Begins at Fifty
  • Series 8

    • Ho Ho No (Hour Christmas Special)
    • 01 - The Parent Trap
    • 02 - Let's Not Be Heisty
    • 03 - Cards on the Table
    • 04 - The Wax Job
    • 05 - Neighbour Wars
    • 06 - Can't Get No Satisfaction
    • 07 - The Abi Habit
  • Series 9

    • It's a Gift (Christmas Special)
    • Harpers and Queen (New Years Special)
    • 01 - Bully for Ben
    • 02 - Bringing Up Janey
    • 03 - A Very Brief Encounter
    • 04 - A Difficult Undertaking
    • 05 - The Psyche of Mikey
    • 07 - Dog Dazed
    • 08 - It's Training Men
    • 09 - The Guru
    • 10 - Kenzo's Project
  • Series 10

    • The Fight Before Christmas (Hour Long Special)
    • 01 - Wheelie Ben
    • 02 - The Son'll Come Out
    • 03 - Desperately Stalking Susan
    • 10 - The Melbourne Identity
    • 05 - He's Just Not That Into Ben
    • 06 - Slammertime
    • 07 - Ben Behaving Badly
    • 08 - Mary Christmas
  • Series 11

    • 01 - Janey's Choice
    • 02 - Labour Pains
    • 03 - Accusin' Susan
    • 04 - Germs of Endearment
    • 05 - Harper vs. Harper
    • 06 - Relationship Happens
    • 07 - Facebooked
    • 08 - A Decent Proposal
    • 09 - Darts All Folks
    • 11 - A Night Out
    • Neighbour Wars II (Hour Long Special)

S07E09 – Life Begins at Fifty

Susan is accused of shoplifting and has to put up with Ben's defending her.
  • Episode Summary

    • Janey wants Ben to take Kenzo to the park but he is busy relaxing so she asks Alfie instead. Opening Titles Susan lays towels on the bed before she gets in. She then tosses off the duvet and opens the window. Ben tries to shut the window but is stopped by an angry Susan. Ben complains about the mood swings and emotional outbursts, not to mention the sweaty towels. Ben thinks she is on drugs but Michael, in a man to man talk, tells him she is going through the menopause. He is waiting to talk to her when she gets home but Susan confesses she has been arrested for shoplifting. The doorbell goes and it is the head of security from the Department store. He is trying to let Susan off the prosecution as they are aware that many of their clientele are women of a certain age. He asks Susan to tell the police that she is going through a forgetful time of her life, she asks him to leave. Alfie has met a lovely girl in the park, but she thinks he is Kenzo’s dad and also that the house in Chiswick is his. Roger and Abi return from the London Aquarium. There is tension because of Susan’s up coming trial, Roger is very protective of Susan. Alfie’s friend from the park arrives and returns his wallet. Alfie introduces Janey as his ex wife. A letter arrives to tell Susan she is going to court. She accuses Ben of not believing her, Michael brings home a lie detector machine so Susan can prove her innocence. It proves she absentmindedly put them in her hand bag and left the shop before she paid for them. Ben tries to find the best lawyer to represent her but has no luck. They are at least £500 an hour. He suggests he defends her himself, and after much hilarity she agrees. Melanie, Alfie’s friend arrives and she tells Ben Alfie is a surgeon! Ben does his best to drop Alfie in it with Melanie and Ben is passed off as his manservant. Alfie confesses the whole thing is a tissue of lies, but they still end up going off happily together. Ben tries to tell Susan he is going for diminished responsibility when he defends her, he tries to persuade her to mention she is going through the change, then the court may let her off. He tries to tell her she may be going through the menopause, Susan dissolves into tears. The family are all in the court to support her. Ben tells the Judge he is representing his wife and she advises Susan to seek professional representation. Ben launches into his ‘Rumpole’ type speech, but in fact the prosecution should go first. Ben then tries to make out that the Head of Security has a drink problem, Susan is a mortified Ben seems to have based his entire defence on the fact that everyone has a drink at lunch time. Stills from the CCTV footage are produced, and it becomes obvious to everyone that Susan did actually take the sunglasses. Roger is outwardly distressed. Ben puts Susan on the stand and tries to discuss mood swings with her. He ends up shouting at Susan that she is going through the menopause. Susan is asked to approach the bench and the Judge, a woman of a similar age, gives her advice on the menopause. She lets Susan off. The family toast Susan.
  • Cast

    • Character

      Actor

      Ben Harper
      Robert Lindsay
      Susan Harper
      Zoë Wanamaker
      Janey Harper
      Daniela Denby-Ashe
      Michael Harper
      Gabriel Thompson
      Roger Bailey Jr.
      Keiron Self
      Abi Harper
      Siobhan Hayes

      Character

      Actor

      Alfie Butts
      Rhodri Meilir
      Judge
      Nichola McAuliffe
      Mr. Donnelly
      Kim Wall
      Prosecutor
      Jonathan Coy
      Melanie
      Laura Haddock
  • Team

    • Role

      Name

      Director
      Dewi Humphreys
      Writer
      Bert Tyler-Moore
      Writer
      George Jeffrie
      Producer
      John Bartlett
      Executive Producer
      Tom Anderson
      Exec. Producer
      Don Taffner

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